Saturday, April 12, 2008

Mr. Good Enough

I just LOVE sexual politics. In case you didn’t know.



You really shouldn’t get the wrong idea.



But you can still delete me if you like, I always get sick of stupid people eventually anyway and there are heaps of stupid people on my friends list.



There are some people on my friends list who - if I was a REAL friend - I would tell them to stop using myspace as an excuse to act 15 years old.



But you know what girls are like. The truth is not one of their favourite things.



Did you see that article in the sunday star about settling for mr. good enough?



basically if you’re 30 and an 8, you should accept that you’re an 8 and settle for an 8 husband rather than holding out for a 10 and before you know it 40 and a 5 and settling for a 5 husband.



It’s so calculating isn’t it?



Don’t you just love post-feminism?



so let me get this straight.



When you’re erin brokovich and you’re using your cleavage to save the planet, you’re sexually empowered, but when you’re pushing 40 and losing your looks, you’re best to just take what you can before you die "lonely and childless"?



Or could it be that maybe buying into all this "sexual empowerment" shit is basically setting yourself up for a fall because you chose to define yourself in terms of your sexuality because you have a sweet rack rather than say . . . oh I dunno . . .



your basic essence of goodness as a human being?



I dunno. Men are programmed to want to fuck.



You want to sell something to a guy? Put a hot chick next to it. You’ll see this . . . oh . . . everywhere?



Men are programmed to sexually profile women without even thinking consciously about it.



And that’s the reason guys are into blondes. Only young girls have naturally blonde hair while the boobs are there because men don’t have that greater noses like other animals that can smell when shes keen, so the boobs tell the man that she’s not too young.



And of course on top of tits thats another crazy thing about human females. While other animals go on heat, human females are always keen.



Thats a whole nother story to do with how useless human children are that they need two parents (another reason men are programmed to basically just want to fuck) but anyway.





The boob jobs and the short skirts and the blonde dye jobs . . . is that instinct too?



Or maybe sexual empowerment is just another marketing scam . . .



Not saying there’s anything wrong with marketing!!!!



hahaha

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